Grey Warden. Spartan. Champion of Kirkwall. Deep-Space Engineer. Freelancer. Slytherin. Firebender.
Entomologist. Seamstress. ISTJ.
The easily offended need not apply.
I unfollow for untagged posts.
Because we all would have romanced the actual fuck out of him every single time no matter what, and we never would’ve gotten any god damned else thing done to stop the blight. Just tent time with Daveth.
they could have made so much money on a DLC just for that shit
missed opportunity, bioware
T_T WE’RE CRYING TOGETHER OH GOD WHYYYYYYY HE WAS SO WONDERFUL
ONLY THE GOOD DIE YOUNG
seriously though i cannot think of any good reasons why Daveth couldn’t have been allowed to live like
NOW I’M JUST THINKING ABOUT DAVETH AND
And then I wanted to yell, NO DON’T IT’S COLD AND TERRIBLE THERE
It’s cold and terrible everywhere.
That’s why I drink.
I was so confused when I began reading this, because I thought you’d developed a sudden deep passion for Fargo and Bismark or something.
i don’t even know what’s happening to my life anymore
*hands you a delicious martini instead* *whispers* frattie dick.
HOW DARE U NOT LIKE CHARACTER HOW DARE U NOT BE THE SAME AS EVERYONE HOW DARE U WITH UR PREFERENCES NO. NO.
*offers you rolled up newspaper to hit me with* :[
HEEEEYYYYY WE MADE THE SAME WARDEN ONLY GENDERSWAPPED THEY SHOULD FRICK FRACK.
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY HOW ABOUT THEY FRICK FRACK
Fuck yeah pragmatic Surana’s.
She’s my anti-circle anti-templar anti-chantry blood mage and I love her
ah yes, good. I would have it no other way.
"Teagan’s Love Nectar. Bottled in my bathroom and yours for only $19.95. You’re welcome, America.”
WE MADE THE VOW IN FRONT OF THAT ONE STATUE COME HERE LETS HUG THIS SHIT OUT
I WILL NEVER BETRAY U
*Thai Cowboy fight music plays softly in the distance*
i thought we were ayothaya bonded
-10 approval for not referring to it as his love nectar, Mal. I’m gonna need a sweet ass pair of antivan leather bard rune painted shoes to make it up.
i’ll show you love nectar
Paimela loves mulled wine. Preferably if its cold. Even if it’s not supposed to be served cold she likes it cold.
What a harpy. c:
does drinking up bann teagan’s sweet sweet love count as a beverage
-_- come watch a short about cooks and chefs from the 70’s with me and ignore the assholes?