Grey Warden. Spartan. Champion of Kirkwall. Deep-Space Engineer. Freelancer. Slytherin. Firebender.
Entomologist. Seamstress. INTJ.
The Jojo to my Bizarre Adventure
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sehnsuchttraum said: Come get super shitty on wine with me and we can put a beach movie on TV?
sehnsuchttraum said: Bluuugh you too? I think the planet is actually rejecting us.
Yeah. I was supposed to drive home from OH today but I can’t get out of bed without feeling dizzy and every fifteen minutes need to go to the bathroom
And It’s been getting worse since yesterday when I threw up like 5 times on the drive back from Columbus.
Broth is hit or miss for me too. Like I love demi glace, but beef broth grosses me out for some reason.
RIGHT??? Like when it’s cold I will just DRINK mugs of constituted chicken bouillon, but i won’t do that with beef broth, no.
And I also am seriously picky abut a few tastes, and the taste of peppers is one I do not like very much? Like, bell peppers. And I’m detecting it in my soup for absolutely no reason and it’s putting me off.
Luckily the stuff costs seriously less than 2 bucks to make 6 cups of, so if I don’t eat all of it I guess I won’t feel too bad.
or i totally will
Bouillon is salty and delicious though
yeah and the broth has some sort of peppery taste i’m really not digging
Does he sometimes poop in the middle of the hall to protest the state of the Gallows privys?
he doES NOW
And Cullen sees it, and O’Doyle is on the other side of the Gallows courtyard just like O’DOYLE RULES (CLEAN THE PRIVYS)
You’ve made a cat into a Templar. I love you.
Actually he totally is a cat because he’ll like kill woodchucks and leave them on Cullen’s desk
and just come up out of nowhere and no one has any idea where he came from or where he goes when he’s gone because he doesn’t have a room in templar hall
oh man he really is a cat omfg
I’M HAVING A SALE ON CUDDLES AND COUCHES
sehn is having a sale on why am I still up writing it’s all terrible and nobody is gonna read it HOLD ME.
just come here and we can drink wine
Carver’s a little sourpuss jerkface.
He’s touchier than a fucking landmine, I swtg.
My god I got so angry I had to fucking take a BREAK
Paimela is very sexual. She thinks that having sex is indicative of caring about the person you’re with, and it is the pinnacle of trusting a person and loving them and being devoted to them. She takes it very seriously and it is not something she throws around, probably in part due to her history of abuse. Sex is about worshiping the body in front of you and making that person feel accepted and needed and cared for the way no one else will. She’s shy at first with a partner, but with sex comes trust and eventually her depravity comes through.
There are a lot of “boyfriends” that Paimela has, mostly because I could see her with a handful of different characters but she’s monogamous, so these “boyfriends” are in different universes. You know, what would happen if “x” was different sort of universes.
Paimela is something of a packrat. She doesn’t get rid of much, especially when the things in question hold sentimental value — or they did at some point in time. In her home she had “memory boxes” of junk from her youth that had special meaning to her and brings back a memory she probably wouldn’t think about otherwise. Her memory is godawful so she needs those triggers to remember those things.
If her companions were to give her things for “approval”, they would be best off trying to give her something they had made or went out of their way for. She loves items that contain pressed flowers or insects, and one of her prized possessions is an amulet with a luna moth pressed in the glass.
Paimela gets bitter quickly and jealous very fast, but she tries very hard to not let it get in the way of her friendships and instead tries to use it as an excuse to get people to teach her things. She is jealous of Nathaniel’s lineage and how close he is to it, and how adept he is at using a bow; Fergus tried to teach her when she was young and she nearly shot out her own eye, and is nearly blind in it. So she asks him to teach her.
There’s a lot of instances like that. She tries to be happy for people and their success.
One of the really weird things about her and the strangest thing she gets jealous over is when former lovers move on and find new people to be with. She understands how juvenile it is, but if she knows someone was interested in her, even if she wasn’t interested in them in return, she gets jealous and hurt if they find someone new, like they were supposed to be stuck on her forever. Even though in a few days she’s over it and happy for them.
That isn’t a habit that lasts very long, and is probably because of her insecurity in her own relationships. But no matter who she ends up with in that instance, if she’s with them and they’re married or life partners or what have you, having someone devoted to her makes that silly habit stop.
I despair, because I believe anything and everything is serious for some people.
and i despair because rendon howe is gross
yelling doesn’t make your story or argument more emphatic and i really don’t care to listen anymore
You’re seriously the big sister I didn’t get a chance to have.
I like everything about that.
A reddit & MST3K holiday tradition: “Let’s Have a Patrick Swayze Christmas This Year” (H/T The Mary Sue)