Grey Warden. Spartan. Champion of Kirkwall. Deep-Space Engineer. Slytherin. Firebender.
The easily offended need not apply.
Have a seat…
“No one wants to be corrupted by power when they set out to get it. They have good, even noble reasons for doing whatever it is they do. They don’t want to misuse it, they don’t want to abuse it, and they don’t want to become vicious monsters. Good people, decent people, set out to take the high road, to pick up power without letting it change them or push them away from their ideals.
But it keeps happening anyway.
History is full of it. As a rule, people aren’t good at handling power. And the second you start to think you’re better at controlling your power than anyone else, you’ve already taken the first step.”
Now that I think about it, I’ve never seen Smash Mouth, ICP, and Guy Fieri ON THE SAME STAGE
BODY ONCE TOLD ME
women: robin’s egg
Does tumblr know this exists?
I hope it does.
Cause this is fabulous
this is really catchy
have you ever thought about owl skeletons
i sure had not
this is a lot to handle
its 94 degrees
you are indoors shut up
this is literally my favorite post of all time. i’ve reblogged it at least 10 times in the past year or so
I JUST FUCKING SHIT MYSELF, OH MY GOD, I AM CRYING.
omfg. i cant even
pooor sirriiii omggg
i fucking can’t i can’t breathe oh god oh god
SEND MY WIFE DIRECTIONS TO HELL!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I’M DYING
Glad I don’t have a smartphone. xD
I AM ACTUALLY CRYING THIS IS SO GREAT
OH MY GOD DYING
you and your stupid armor