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Templars in the Gallows
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Mahuika.
Grey Warden. Spartan. Champion of Kirkwall. Deep-Space Engineer. Slytherin. Firebender.
Entomologist. Seamstress.
Girlfriend.
The easily offended need not apply.
When I’m with you, the world comes alive: the colors of the trees and the flowers and the sky are so much more vivid, and the songs of the birds above our heads are that much clearer. The softness of the breeze touches me much like your fingers do, whispering like your lips do against my skin when you tell me you’re there.
You may never tell me you love me; you never have to. I know it just as I have memorized the song in the wind that I wake up to when I’m laying beside you, just as I can read the shapes of the clouds and the map of the stars.
When the Blight is over, I will take you so far away from this place that no one will ever find us. We’ll build something there together, something beautiful, something vibrant. With you beside me, I know the clouds will always clear, the birds will always sing, and every day I will wake up to the sun.
I figure I owe you this, since I’ve scrolled past sending you nudes so many times before
But only one quick peek, okay?
call me ;))) xoxox
scrEAMINGG
the fuck am i suppose to do with this
i have honestly never laughed so hard in my entire life
omfg
nsfw i can give you something waarm and salty to garglespoiler alert it’s more salt water
nsfw 
hello lady
I full on just questioned my sexuality.
A FOLLOWER WITH THE NECESSARY EQUIPMENT SO GRACIOUSLY TOLD ME WHAT A “GOOD PENIS DAY” IS
A good penis day is when your penis is at its full potential. This DOESN’T mean you have an erection though your erection can benefit as such. There is no turtling inside or wrinkled sack. Just glorious and full. In the state of an erection the whole thing is as hard as it can be and it just demands attention. Not necessarily sexual attention just admiration for its beauty.
THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD
nsfw 
I don’t think I ever posted this
Sehnsuchttraum drew this for me in lieu of there being NO RESULTS EVER IN THE HISTORY OF EVER FOR “CHOCOLATE SPRINKLE DICKS”
goodbye new followers it was nice to know you
Good night my lovelies.
Thank you for putting uop with and playing with me today c:
♥
look, tits
Huzbug the porn-peddler says search for candy covered cock! TO THE GOOGLE MACHINE!
god dammit google
