the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

tagged: forever reblog  

hatewizard:

vondell-swain:

(a video of jehovah witnesses telling deaf people to stop masturbating, with 50 cent’s “in da club” dubbed over it)

i am going to die

tagged: forever reblog  

iwillmakeitthroughthis:

FOREVER REBLOG.

tagged: I actually say that snape one  it's the best threat ever  harry potter  forever reblog  

hotgamzeebutt:

laceyandthegreatpumpkin:

alfredknot:

Is it possible to be a fan of a fandom?

Reblog every time

I love this so fucking much

OH MY FUCKING PERFECT

tagged: Avatar The Last Airbender  ATLA  forever reblog  

confusedtree:

utopia-shangrila:

confusedtree:

In French, you don’t say “hello”, you say “bonjour”. I love that. That’s a totally different word. French people are fucking idiots.

Of course it’s a different word, it’s a different language AND a different culture. What would you expect? American people are fucking morons.

SURPRISE

HAHAHAHA

KNOW YOUR ENEMY, FUCKTRUCK

tagged: forever reblog  

yellingintothevoid:

This is still my favourite gif ever.

tagged: forever reblog  

officialbabieswithrabies:

sleepthroughthealarm:

i’m on a baby names website to name a character

one of these things is not like the other

i’m having a stroke

tagged: forever reblog