Grey Warden. Spartan. Champion of Kirkwall. Deep-Space Engineer. Slytherin. Firebender.
The easily offended need not apply.
And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
(a video of jehovah witnesses telling deaf people to stop masturbating, with 50 cent’s “in da club” dubbed over it)
i am going to die
Is it possible to be a fan of a fandom?
Reblog every time
I love this so fucking much
OH MY FUCKING PERFECT
In French, you don’t say “hello”, you say “bonjour”. I love that. That’s a totally different word. French people are fucking idiots.
Of course it’s a different word, it’s a different language AND a different culture. What would you expect? American people are fucking morons.
KNOW YOUR ENEMY, FUCKTRUCK
This is still my favourite gif ever.
i’m on a baby names website to name a character
one of these things is not like the other
i’m having a stroke