Grey Warden. Spartan. Champion of Kirkwall. Deep-Space Engineer. Slytherin. Firebender.
The easily offended need not apply.
Wow, you know, I never realized how gross bot flies were.
I mean they’re fuckin’ gross and sometimes I can’t believe I want to spend the rest of my life studying them
but my friend just sent me a picture that made ME squeamish.
I don’t get squeamish over anything. Ever.
But I got squeamish over this picture.
Ew, bot flies.
This is my big puppy, Brandi.
SHE’S SUCH A SCHMUCK.
This is a serious candidate for the president of the United States, everyone.
And this is why I will do whatever I can not to live in a place with shared showers.
Oh dear jesus.