Mahuika is the name, sabotage the game. I'm a Spartan, a Warden, a deep space engineer and the Champion of Kirkwall.

I'm a rude dude, but I'm the real deal. Lean and mean. Cocked, locked and ready to rock; rough, tough and hard to bluff.I take it slow, I go with the flow; I ride with the tide, I've got glide in my stride. I'm a high tech lowlife. A cutting edge state-of-the-art bicoastal multitasker, and I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond. I'm new wave but I'm old school, and my inner child is outward bound. I'm a hot wired heat seeking warm hearted cool customer, voice activated and biodegradable. I interface from a database, and my database is in cyberspace, so I'm interactive, I'm hyperactive, and from time-to-time, I'm radioactive.

The easily offended need not apply.

Other tumblrs I run:
Assault on Amarathine
Fuck Yeah Neville and Harry
We Eat Nerd Rage for Breakfast

Currently loving:
Dragon Age, The Walking Dead, Halo, Dead Space, MST3K, Silent Hill, Legend of Korra

Online Users

#cat
#soon
#C R Y I N G

fuckyeahdementia:

soon

[petapeta:via]

#cat
#kitty
#hobbes
#submission

getoutoftherecat:

get off me cat. the guinea pigs were here before you and they deserve treats too. you don’t want their treats anyway. you are a cat.

i am

CRYING

it is so FUNNY to me

#cat
#dolphins
#keymash

Dolphins and a cat playing at Theatre of the Sea. [source]

AND THE CAT. IS. LETTING ME. 

what has my life become 

#dalek
#cat
#attack
#doctor who
#funny

tiny dalek you’re not scary