Grey Warden. Spartan. Champion of Kirkwall. Deep-Space Engineer. Slytherin. Firebender.
The easily offended need not apply.
Protip: This is not how to get me to want to hang out with you
Friend: Hey you!
Friend: Can we hang out this weekend? I miss your face!
Me: Oh, I’ll have to get back to you. I have a commission to take care of, and I wanted to get that out by the end of the week. So I’ll have to let you know when I’m free c:
Friend: So never
Friend: Got it
Friend: Prove me wrong!
No, that just makes me want to punch you in the face.