Grey Warden. Spartan. Champion of Kirkwall. Deep-Space Engineer. Slytherin. Firebender.
The easily offended need not apply.
For some reason I feel like I should have the url “malyru”
IT MAY VERY WELL BE 70 DEGREES IN THIS APARTMENT
MY HANDS JUST SWEAT LIKE AN APOSTATE WHEN MEREDITH COMES TROLLING BY
SO THEY FEEL LIKE FUCKIN’ ICEHANDS
fucking body how dare you
I’m one of those people equestrians hate
LOOK A PONY I’VE RIDDEN A PONY ONCE
WE WENT ON THE BEACH
WHAT’S A SHEATH
YEAH I’M A HORSE RIDER I’VE DONE IT LIKE TWICE
WHAT DO YOU MEAN POSTURE
All part of Bioware’s plan to make fangirls/fanboys everywhere forever sexually frustrated
I mean, if I block someone, I don’t want to see that name ever. Fucking. Again. Not as part of a reblog; nothing.
I want a “You are dead to me! DEAD!” option.
ESPECIALLY FOR FUCKING ROLEPLAY BLOGS THAT BOG UP CHARACTER TAGS
I can’t not side with the mages. The precious babies can’t help it.
Unless you’re a blood mage then kind of fuck you you don’t get a second chance. I try to make asshole characters in Bioware games and it’s always impossible. I couldn’t even do it when I religiously played Jade Empire. The only game series I can play an evil character is fable.
I’m more pressed to side with the mages because I really do feel terribly sorry for them, and it wasn’t until recently that I became templar-sympathetic and the reason wholly being because FUCK THE CHANTRY.
My bloodmage is one of my favorite characters. Her logic? Fuck templars, fuck the chantry, especially fuck Alistair and not in the good way, fuck Arl Eamon, fuck anyone who has anything bad to say about any magic ever especially blood magic watch me kill Dumat with my blood magic spnx
She’s really fun. :>
And then Thackary Surana — he’s just a troll. I used to feel really bad about doing mean things with him, but then I just found it entertaining.
WHAT’S THAT CAMMEN? YOU LOVE YOUR GIRLFRIEND? WELL LET ME JUST TAP THAT. YEAH THE EQUIPMENT’S GOOD ALL WARMED UP FOR YOU BRO. OH SHIT ZATHRIAN FUCKED ALL THIS UP IN THE FIRST PLACE FUCK THE ELVES WHAT’S UP GHEYNA YOU WERE PRETTY UNGRATEFUL THAT I BANGED YOU TILL YOU SCREAMED I’MA KILL YOU FIRST THNX.
He’s a fucking asshole but I love it.;skj g;dfkh
IF MORRIGAN CAME BACK IN DA3 AND WAS FINALLY ROMANCEABLE BY WOMEN
I WOULD SOB TEARS OF JOY
wehehe stallion. the skinny elven mage preens at being considered such. also: shadelights.tumblr.com/…
yes I like this
I woke up at 6am with the cold of the century. It’s like I got hit by a bus.
I have so much stuff to do. ;__; I don’t have time to have a cold.
Last time I thought I was getting sick it was a fluke. This time it’s full-blown MISERY.
I have a friend I am visiting in may that is like SO WHEN ARE YOU FINISHING MASS EFFECT
and I have a friend I hang out with all the time that is like SO YOU’RE GOING TO FINISH MASS EFFECT SOON RIGHT
and I am just like
I AM GOING TO PLAY DRAGON AGE FOR THE UMPTEENTH TIME
MEREDITH AND ORSINO WILL RIDE OFF INTO THE SUNSET ON THE BACK OF A GIRAFFE
AND AVOID ALL THE INSANITY
AND LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER
There’s a deal going on right now for a trip to china, 7 nights of lodging + airfare for $2,000… And I would love to go but I need that money for rent
and no one would go with me
but do you guys know how badly I would love to go to Beijing
Maybe you should write these games.
sdkjgh;dskj ghs;hag;duah;gfdh gfh
i’m so happy they posted this i’ve been antsy FOREVER
“What a CLITTER time to show up!”