satyrnine:

Figures thαt we’re the two drunkαrds.

At the right level/kind of drunkenness I turn into Isαbelα. /hαlf-serious

#I bet we have the same height ratio too

Mαl, I’m 5’4”. I know elves αren’t the tαllest fuckers this side of creαtion, but our height difference cαn’t be thαt much.

… i’m 5’0” 

I will just chill out sitting on the floor  dkgjdg idh afdh . 

I seriously ask everyone to make out with me and get mad when people say “no”. Apparently. 

And I also listen to Yooper music. 

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