Grey Warden. Spartan. Champion of Kirkwall. Deep-Space Engineer. Slytherin. Firebender.
The easily offended need not apply.
Figures thαt we’re the two drunkαrds.
At the right level/kind of drunkenness I turn into Isαbelα. /hαlf-serious
Mαl, I’m 5’4”. I know elves αren’t the tαllest fuckers this side of creαtion, but our height difference cαn’t be thαt much.
… i’m 5’0”
I will just chill out sitting on the floor dkgjdg idh afdh .
I seriously ask everyone to make out with me and get mad when people say “no”. Apparently.
And I also listen to Yooper music.