4 words no one wants to hear from their professor before the final exam:

“DEPEND ON EXTRA CREDIT.”

fuuuuuuuuuuu

tagged: personal  college  

Since we’re sharing our rooms, this is mine. c: 

tagged: Halo  left 4 dead  college  my room  

Electrophysiology. Entomology is cool.

tagged: Entomology  college  

The fabrics i’m turning into pillows for the couch in my new apartment.

tagged: College  

Immunolabelling lab: 

Picture one: What the results should have looked like

Picture two: What our results look like because all of our blood cells burst. 

:| 

Why do I want to be a scientist again

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andurrs:

panasonicyouth:

whitewhine:

You’re telling me that some married couples make less than $100,000? I don’t understand!

borderline poverty

my god

I hate rich people

tagged: white whine  lol  White People Problems  money  scholarships  college  submission  submission  submission  

Lu does not like when we go places. That means he has to be in a bag and carried around.

tagged: Lu  college  

SOMEONE IN MY APARTMENT BUILDING IS BLASTING “JOHNNY B GOODE”

COME TO MY BOSOM WHOEVER YOU ARE

I WANT TO LOVE YOU

FOREVER 

tagged: omg  dgjk dflg d  college  

The conversation I just heard on my neighbor’s balcony:

[ Dudes walk out ]

“Dude I’m sorry for the like … the like, /lake/ I created.”

“Nah bra, it’s cool. Shit happens. “ 

“Man dude, this is gonna be so … so fucking /lame/”

“Worth it, bra!”

“Worth it.”

“Oh yeah!” 

“Oh yeah!!”

[ … and then they went inside. ]

tagged: no seriously  college  what is this i don't even  

What my RP posts look like: 

What my essays for school look like: 

tagged: yep  college  rp  gpoy  

My friend Tyler and I have been in this diner for five hours working on a paper for a class we share. 

Me: Tyler, I just saw my face in the mirror when I went to the bathroom? My eyes are bloodshot. 

Tyler: Yeah, mine too. 

Me: I think I’m checked out. 

Tyler: Hey, I just found an article on apple plants and why they need suicide nets! 

Me: I never knew the apple company was that hardcore. I knew it was awful, but…

Tyler: Let’s read! 

Me: You want to read right now?

Tyler: … Let’s skim.

tagged: college  I still don't get how anyone can like Steve Jobs when his company has to install suicide nets after a slew of teens working in his plants...  

In regards to my Oeastridae research

My friend just told me I should do self-experimentation, and then handed me the book Smoking Ears and Screaming Teeth: A Celebration of Scientific Eccentricity and Self-Experimentation.

…. Hm, you know it’s bad when self-experimentation doesn’t sound like the worst place to start. 

tagged: personal  college  

I’m going to start doing some research with Oestridae specimens, I think, though I’m not sure what. I need to do research on Oestrids before I can do research on Oestrids. 

As if my schedule wasn’t full enough ♥ I love it though. 

tagged: bot flies are seriously my passion  entomology  college  

In the middle of reading some Meredith/Orsino smut my work phone rang. 

Every time it does that I’m sure I’m getting caught for reading smut at work. 

Nope, just some kid wondering if we have a printer. 

Now back to this fantastic smut. 

tagged: scarsofhonor  work  college