Grey Warden. Spartan. Champion of Kirkwall. Deep-Space Engineer. Slytherin. Firebender.
The easily offended need not apply.
Female privilege is getting to claim a headache to avoid sex.
Female oppression is having to claim physical illness to avoid sex because men won’t take a simple fucking “no” for an answer.
Female oppression is men being so entitled that they think being denied sex is oppressive.
Lori Beth Denberg was the original night blogger.
she looks so much younger than I remember. ; A;
She was an adult to me when I was small
HOW IN THE WORLD IS THIS JUST GIRL THINGS OK LIKE DO YOU PUT THE ON YOUR BOOBS OR SOMETHING LIKE WHY ONLY GIRLS WHY HOW WHAT THE FUCK
I once tried to eat an avocado. Alas! It got tangled in my beard, and my calloused, shovel-shaped hands were incapable of removing it. It remains to this day, a grim albatross around my neck, reminding me of the time I tried to defy my gender roles, and eat an avocado.
When I reblogged the anders porn photoset I was on my phone
so now I’m actually reading the captions
is there anything that center button can’t do
Save his Parents
has been opened
don’t worry i’ve got this
no fuck you
can someone help me rn
HISS HISS MOTHERFUCKERS
jdsghsKJGHDFH FDGDFD GFUCK
on the internet we can make fun of the amish as much as we want
theyll never know
This makes me sick! I’m sorry, but all people are equal in my eyes.
because of you i never stray too far from the fandom
because of you i learned to blog on the safe side so I don’t get hurt
because of you i find it hard to trust not only me, but everyone who follows me
because of you i am afraid
OMG! This is just the most amazing thing ever!!! I can’t stop watching it…..I like this new video obsession veeeery much :)
IS THE MOST PERFECT HUMAN
These are some easter-egg type sound files that were buried in the Mark of the Assassin source audio archive. It sounds like a fake movie promo, advertising MotA, but putting the focus on Varric. The person narrating is Nick Boulton (M!Hawke), except for the last line, which is a line of Varric’s that I added in.
I sifted manually through almost 6,000 audio clips to dig out these 21 pieces, and there’s absolutely no way for me to know what order they’re supposed to go in, or if they even go together properly at all. So, this is probably not the correct order, but I did the best I could.
TRANSCRIPTION: (each line was a separate clip)
IN A WORLD
WHERE MEN IN SKIRTS
OPPRESS MEN IN DRESSES
ONE DWARF WILL HAVE THE PLAN
ONE DWARF WILL STAND FOR FREEDOM
ONE BEARDLESS DWARF WILL TEACH THEM ALL HOW IT’S DONE
ONLY ONE DWARF
CAN SAVE THE CHAMPION
THIS FALL, VARRIC TETHRAS IS
HARD IN HIGHTOWN 2: SIEGE HARDER
SHARPEN YOUR BLADE THIS FALL
VARRIC TETHRAS IS — GOING ROGUE
EVILDOERS, MARK YOUR CALENDARS
VARRIC TETHRAS IN
MARK OF THE ASSASSIN
TIME TO MEET YOUR MAKER
TIME TO MEET YOUR MAKER