Grey Warden. Spartan. Champion of Kirkwall. Deep-Space Engineer. Slytherin. Firebender.
The easily offended need not apply.
THIS IS THE BEST ONE. EVERYONE GO THE FUCK HOME.
At first I was expecting a new demonic.
But then I…
I knew exactly what was coming and I still laughed until I cried
i didn’t see this coming
i have tears
I HISTICATED EVERYWHERE
reblogging for my friends who wanted it.