lesbillion:

You identify with a former slave whose magical tattoos allow him to phase through matter and can swing anime swords? The person, who if he got even more broodier, would start laying eggs?

Everyone’s been there bro I don’t know what you’re talking about

Just this morning I shoved my hand through a dude and yelled at him a bunch

all he asked me to do was put my tray by the garbage can like all the other McDonald’s patrons 

but

I just couldn’t help it

I mean he was just doing his job, but I am not a slave

Isn’t that how everyone reacts to that? 

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   Fenris. Because you know. That’s actually just me.

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