Grey Warden. Spartan. Champion of Kirkwall. Deep-Space Engineer. Slytherin. Firebender.
The easily offended need not apply.
The other night my dad was giving me shit because I couldn’t get my fire to do anything but smoke.
In my defense, I’d had a few and it was dark, so I ended up using wood that was alive and wet. Woops.
He was like, “What if people depended on this fire, Mallory?”
And I was like “I AM A GREY WARDEN I CAN DO THIS”
and it turned into my dad dousing the fire with charcoal fluid and calling it a d-a-y
Well today I made this fire by myself.
FUCK YOUR SHIT, DAD
FOR THE GREY WARDENS