The other night my dad was giving me shit because I couldn’t get my fire to do anything but smoke. 

In my defense, I’d had a few and it was dark, so I ended up using wood that was alive and wet. Woops.

He was like, “What if people depended on this fire, Mallory?”

And I was like “I AM A GREY WARDEN I CAN DO THIS” 

and it turned into my dad dousing the fire with charcoal fluid and calling it a d-a-y

Well today I made this fire by myself. 

FUCK YOUR SHIT, DAD

FOR THE GREY WARDENS

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