Grey Warden. Spartan. Champion of Kirkwall. Deep-Space Engineer. Slytherin. Firebender.
The easily offended need not apply.
I have a friend I am visiting in may that is like SO WHEN ARE YOU FINISHING MASS EFFECT
and I have a friend I hang out with all the time that is like SO YOU’RE GOING TO FINISH MASS EFFECT SOON RIGHT
and I am just like
I AM GOING TO PLAY DRAGON AGE FOR THE UMPTEENTH TIME
MEREDITH AND ORSINO WILL RIDE OFF INTO THE SUNSET ON THE BACK OF A GIRAFFE
AND AVOID ALL THE INSANITY
AND LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER