My friend Tyler and I have been in this diner for five hours working on a paper for a class we share. 

Me: Tyler, I just saw my face in the mirror when I went to the bathroom? My eyes are bloodshot. 

Tyler: Yeah, mine too. 

Me: I think I’m checked out. 

Tyler: Hey, I just found an article on apple plants and why they need suicide nets! 

Me: I never knew the apple company was that hardcore. I knew it was awful, but…

Tyler: Let’s read! 

Me: You want to read right now?

Tyler: … Let’s skim.

2 months ago on 2/22/2012
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