My friend Tyler and I have been in this diner for five hours working on a paper for a class we share.
Me: Tyler, I just saw my face in the mirror when I went to the bathroom? My eyes are bloodshot.
Tyler: Yeah, mine too.
Me: I think I’m checked out.
Tyler: Hey, I just found an article on apple plants and why they need suicide nets!
Me: I never knew the apple company was that hardcore. I knew it was awful, but…
Tyler: Let’s read!
Me: You want to read right now?
Tyler: … Let’s skim.