Home Ask Submit Archive Mahuika is the name, sabotage the game. I'm a Spartan, a Warden, a deep space engineer and the Champion of Kirkwall.

I'm a rude dude, but I'm the real deal. Lean and mean. Cocked, locked and ready to rock; rough, tough and hard to bluff.I take it slow, I go with the flow; I ride with the tide, I've got glide in my stride. I'm a high tech lowlife. A cutting edge state-of-the-art bicoastal multitasker, and I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond. I'm new wave but I'm old school, and my inner child is outward bound. I'm a hot wired heat seeking warm hearted cool customer, voice activated and biodegradable. I interface from a database, and my database is in cyberspace, so I'm interactive, I'm hyperactive, and from time-to-time, I'm radioactive.

The easily offended need not apply.

About Mahuika
My face
I'm annoying
My fanfiction

Other tumblrs I run:
We Eat Nerd Rage for Breakfast
Fuck Yeah Neville and Harry

Currently loving:
Dragon Age, The Walking Dead, Halo, Friends, Dead Space, House MD

Theme By: Destroyer / Sleepless