Mahuika is the name, sabotage the game. I'm a Spartan, a Warden, a deep space engineer and the Champion of Kirkwall.

I'm a rude dude, but I'm the real deal. Lean and mean. Cocked, locked and ready to rock; rough, tough and hard to bluff.I take it slow, I go with the flow; I ride with the tide, I've got glide in my stride. I'm a high tech lowlife. A cutting edge state-of-the-art bicoastal multitasker, and I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond. I'm new wave but I'm old school, and my inner child is outward bound. I'm a hot wired heat seeking warm hearted cool customer, voice activated and biodegradable. I interface from a database, and my database is in cyberspace, so I'm interactive, I'm hyperactive, and from time-to-time, I'm radioactive.

The easily offended need not apply.

Other tumblrs I run:
Assault on Amarathine
Fuck Yeah Neville and Harry
We Eat Nerd Rage for Breakfast

Currently loving:
Dragon Age, The Walking Dead, Halo, Dead Space, MST3K, Silent Hill, Legend of Korra

Online Users

maybethings:

maybethings:

p1013:

balphesian:

sidoniegreyjoy:

1) Give me a pairing.

2) Give me an AU setting.

3) I will write you a three-sentence fic.

Bring it, Tumblr!

Re-reblogging so that if you missed my previous round, you get a chance to ask now.

In short, hit me with this again! Repeat challengers welcome! 8D

Haven’t done this one for a while. Go for it!

(alternatively, two characters, one keyword.)

^Those rules work too. 

COME AT ME, BROS