May 2012
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blackthirteen replied to your post: I lost a follower I always wonder what does it…
gimme yo fαce gimme ALLLL yo fαce
*rubs all over* c:
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I lost a follower
I always wonder what does it for ‘em. Always.
I don’t feel, like, BAD? I’ve lost too many followers to feel BAD anymore
But I always sit here like
I GUESS SOME PEOPLE JUST CAN’T HANDLE ALLLLL THIS
let’s be honest
you’re all SAINTS for looking at this shit every day
That very awkward moment where people think Tomb...
faraway-from-thedarkness:
When in fact Tomb Raider was here long before Uncharted was made.
*HEADDESK
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April 2012
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Every RP ever
Me: character, i love you, you are my favorite
Me: now suffer for my enjoyment
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dorothy-cotton:
why do people announce their medical conditions in their about mes
only the cool ones though
everyone talks about their cool and edgy self diagnosed insomnia
you never see an about me that’s like
Hello I’m 16 years young - bands - skinnies - converse -photography - a little messed up - i have psoriasis - it acts up in summer - flakey till i die xoxo
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dottewa replied to your post: APPARENTLY
Does it beat me?
I don’t know! My friend was like MAL I KNOW THAT WAS YOU when I tried to anon her.
Faiiiiil
dottewa:
Is it Bela Fleck? They’re forgiven if it’s Bela Fleck.
I don’t give a shit who the goddamned fuck it is it is BANJO. AND SOME SLACKJAWED ASSHOLE OCCASIONALLY TRYING TO SING.
It’s awful.
I should just put MY headphones on but I’m waiting for a phone call.
So.
Fack.
kakumei:
mahuika:
why can’t people put on headphones before listening to shitty music
I dunno if that would make a difference, since most people have their music up at an incredibly loud volume when they use them and you can still hear their shit, imho .____.
My room mate is listening to BANJOS
HELP
ME
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Hate to break it to you
fictionaladyfeels:
sanityscraps:
andtheniwaskilled:
tommyxvx:
But choosing to eat meat absolutely makes you a bad person.
Like, without question. Just a total shithead.
BEEF IT’S WHAT’S FOR DINNER
Do I need to post another gif of myself shoving something in my mouth
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why can’t people put on headphones before listening to shitty music
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I literαlly will never be αble to eαt mαyo αgαin
blackthirteen:
mahuika:
blackthirteen:
THANKS, ROLAND
THANKS
even if i remind you that meredith likes eating it on corndogs
Lαss, thαt just sounds like Meredith likes eαting come on corndogs.
That was the point of the joke, yes.
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momentsofmeekness replied to your post: one of my real-life friends unfollowed me because…
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Yeah! Apparently my PERSONALITY is UNFOLLOWABLE. … To her. »
She tried being like “But I don’t follow any personal blogs! I don’t care about the people that run them! I just want pretty pictures!”
and I’m like
k
to be fair that’s not...
I literαlly will never be αble to eαt mαyo αgαin
blackthirteen:
THANKS, ROLAND
THANKS
even if i remind you that meredith likes eating it on corndogs
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one of my real-life friends unfollowed me because of my DA spam and my “boring and annoying” text posts
but she just reblogged like 5 things I reblogged three days ago
and i’m just like
HO
YOU COULD HAVE REBLOGGED THAT
FROM ME
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APPARENTLY
i am a fail anon
sob
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me: I have this really great idea so I'm going to make a pretty graphic
brain: nope
hands: nope
photoshop: nope
me: ok
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blackthirteen replied to your post: sometimes I realize that when I go and put stuff…
if you didn’t hit on Me αt leαst four times α week I’d cry Myself to sleep αnd wonder whαt I did to deserve this
bb you know ur my forever 1
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blackthirteen replied to your post: There’s a lot of text/Aim acronyms that I have gotten used to over the years, but there is one I can’t take seriously.
idk My bff Mαl
gtfo
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♥
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cherith replied to your post: sometimes I realize that when I go and put stuff…
but…but… isn’t that how you’re supposed to flirt on the internet? if that’s not how to make friends and influence people, then I don’t want to be right. *creeeeeeps*
*CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPS UPON*
I think all I do is flirt on the internet. PFFFT. ♥
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damnguido asked: >.> Okay... So... I might have just been holding down the shift key. >.> But all the same. You're Cool People:p I hope that they add an online co-op component to DA 3 or DA 4 so we can play together in the future. Keep Being awesome. From, That Random guy who once upon a time talking about the Movie Mozzerella Bed. =D
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Anonymous asked: YOU'VE GOT A ROCKIN' PERSONALITY AND DON'T EVER CHANGE ALL RIGHT GOOD TALK
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morgahn asked: I actually think that may be Yvonne Strahovski!
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Guide to Platonic Affection
Off Tumblr: You are a dear friend. I find you interesting and I would like for us to be friends for a long time. Let's look at pictures of the person we mutually like and giggle. Sure, we can hug... briefly. Longer if we are drunk.
On Tumblr: I'm so fucking in love with you. I want to write a smutty role play with you and exchange innuendo filled texts declaring my love. Our love is all sexual tension and mutual desire played out in a series of gifs. I want our love to be known to the whole universe (re: Tumblr)! We are not exclusive, right?
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Anonymous asked: And trust me! I know you're strong! You're one of the strongest people I have ever met! So I know that you're not some helpless girl who needs a big strong man to say nice words to her to make her feel important. I know that's not the case, and I want you to know that's not why I spoke up! I did because everything I said was true. But as a human being I also know it's...
Anonymous asked: I don't care what anybody says, even you. I think you're brilliant. In every way. I think that you've got a lovely heart, and mind, and soul. A-And I think you're very attractive. Beautiful, even. Just... Perfect. B-But most of all. You're just a wonderful person. And I love you. Thank you. For being you. Thank you for existing. Knowing you has made the quality of my life...
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When your medicine makes you feel sicker than you...
brennacedria:
God, Mal, your tags. *laughs* You should know better than to trust anything malaria tells you. :p
♥♥♥c:
I really should. Malaria doesn’t know WHAT it’s talking about.
Really though when I was a kid? The bullies called me “Malaria Ketchup”. Because my name is Mallory Hinz. Pronounced like the ketchup.
Man those were the DAYS. I don’t know why...
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When your medicine makes you feel sicker than you...
brennacedria:
Seriously, this is how I feel after taking my antibiotics. Before them it was just “fuck my ear hurts” and now it’s “please just kill me now”.
This is how I felt about my Malaria pills.
I was like WHAT ARE THE CHANCES I’LL ACTUALLY GET MALARIA I DON’T WANT TO TAKE THESE ANYMORE SOB WHINE.
But they made me feel awful, like my stomach was cramped for weeks and I...
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whitenightshade reblogged your photoset: kyerabianca: All these colors were achieved with…
Pinot Noir purple looks yummy 8D
DOESN’T IT?
I want Blue Raspberry in my mouth, STAT.
“What men mean when they talk about their “crazy” ex-girlfriend is often that she...”
– Lady, You Really Aren’t “Crazy”
(via sparkamovement/glamsoda)
When people complain about their “crazy ex girlfriends” I immediately ask, “Oh, did she chase you with a knife or lock you in a cupboard under the stairs for 12 years?” and if they look at me like I’m an idiot I normally follow it up... 