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phone sex.

transstingray: dearlydamaged: knowing someone is touching themselves to you on the other end of the line. imagining how they’re exploring their body (and the ways you’d love to be exploring them). listening to their soft words, the speed of their breathing, getting off to the sounds of them getting off. the quiet awareness that you can make someone cum with the music of your moans. letting...

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In the middle of reading some Meredith/Orsino smut my work phone rang. Every time it does that I’m sure I’m getting caught for reading smut at work. Nope, just some kid wondering if we have a printer. Now back to this fantastic smut.

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I plugged a pair of headphones into my work computer and the monitor shut off. I took them out and it turned back on. What?

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I really like when people come up to me at work and ask me, “do you know where the printing station is?” Honey, I work in a computer lab. My job is to refill the toner and paper in that printer. No, I have no idea of where that is.

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Reblog if you're a fucking weirdo.

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That moment when you see something that's just so...

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“Here is another little gem for you: Mr. Owaku and all the other Team Silent...”

– Jeremy Blaustein (VO/MoCap Director for SH2-4)

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@ The people I just sent asks to

Did they not send? My internet did a weird blink.

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farisbueller: felicefawn: The fact that the majority of teenagers would rather listen to Justin Bieber or Taylor Momsen over Jimi Hendrix or Pink Floyd makes me want to fucking kill myself. Literally. up next on MTV’s “White Girl Problems”: special snowflake and part-time tumblr user felicefawn is literally contemplating suicide over people having different music taste than her and thinks...

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