faelord: mahuika replied to your photo: Well, I’ve already formally declared this an NSFW… Look at those majestic boobies. I KNOW, RIGHT?! Treasures of Ferelden, right there. [Laufey]: I suddenly knew what I was fighting for. That is the best revelation ever.
tumblr users: tumblr is a great place to express our opinions
tumblr users: i'm unfollowing you because you expressed an opinion
Negative. I have the gun. Good luck, sir.– Noble 6 (via tellthattothecovenant)
that moment when you're talking to someone you're...
Totally cute boy is sharing this shift with me and...
re: The 'Joining'
impressioniste: mahuika: This is the only time I have been displeased with naked manz on my dash. DUNCAN. GET YOUR BUTT OUT OF THERE. AND OF COURSE JORY’S AMAZING BODY IS RUINED BY HIS UGLY FACE i’m gonna go to hell when i die ——- We’re all going to hell. It’s a pretty big handbasket. \0/ And that’s actually Daveth, heheheh. He’s the only one with vaguely normal skin tone! Alistair is...
faelord: mahuika: Never romanced Zevran except with Troll!Surana… But now I’m going to romance Zevran next playthrough And cry THE CRYING WILL HAPPEN I swear it ; 3; OMG and after the coronation business I was all like, ‘OH GOD IS HE GOING TO LEAVE ME NOW AFTER ALL EVERYTHING’S OVER AND…’ But then he didn’t -cue more blubbering here- That makes me fuzzy just reading it I WANT TO...
faelord: souplaughingalonewithsalad: IN MY PC VERSION- RIGHT HERE. My Warden tells Zev he loves him. And Zev (pretty much) says he loves him too and they make out and I cry. I cry really, really grossly. In mine, he tells Zev he loves him, and Zev says, “I know”, and they make out. CLOSEENOUGH.JPG Never romanced Zevran except with Troll!Surana… But now I’m going to...
I think I and my Zevran RP account will go rogue.
faelord: …Get it… rogue… okay. The RP I made that account for seems to have fizzled out, but I still like the idea of being Zev… :’( So, like… yeah… I have a Zev account… just… putting that out there… I imagined Zevran’s face on that gif and i can’t even
I'm reading Stolen Throne
faelord: edgeloopy: and SUDDENLY, WILHELM. /throws book across the room #golem do this #golem do that #golem pick up that piece of paper#squish
cloysterbell: Don’t forget to wake up that guy from Green Day tomorrow.
that moment when you're sad, and then you talk to...
Cullen vs. Sandwiches
mahuika: I just discovered a sandwich in my desk.
mahuika: Yes. It appears to be cheese and turkey... I don't trust it
mahuika: It looks sinister
andurrs: it's going to attack you
andurrs: MAKER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
mahuika: KJH JKDSH GFH FGJS
mahuika: *DROPS TO KNEES AND CREYS*
andurrs: KILL THE SANDWICH
andurrs: OR I SHALL RAISE AN ARMY
andurrs: AND LAY SIEGE TO YOUR COMPUTER LAB
mahuika: KJHDGKJ DH FH
mahuika: IF THIS SANDWICH
mahuika: STARTS SPEAKING TO ME IN MY DREAMS
mahuika: I AM JUST GONNA BURN DOWN THE BUILDING
andurrs: IT IS POSSESSED BY A DEMON OF GLUTTONY
mahuika: BUT I THOUGHT IT PASSED ITS HARROWING
mahuika: (logic where is it)
andurrs: ULDRED PASSED HIS HARROWING
mahuika: I HAVE THROWN IT IN THE GARBAGE CAN.
mahuika: THE WALLS ARE VERY HIGH.,
mahuika: DEMON OR NOT I DO NOT THINK IT CAN ESCAPE.
andurrs: YOU HAVE CONQUERED THE DEMON
mahuika: AND NOW I HAVE A NEW SANDWICH.
mahuika: IT IS VERY DEMURE.
andurrs: IS IT POSSESSED
andurrs: WILL IT TEST OUR FAITH
mahuika: NO I THINK IT IS PERFECTLY FINE
mahuika: oh man i wish i had cullen with me at all times CULLEN SAVE ME FROM SANDWICHES
andurrs: templars: defenders against moldy turkey
mahuika: Their crest should be a sandwich with one of those big NO WAY symbols over it.
andurrs: wow this is beautiful
andurrs: can you draw?
mahuika: I can do my damnedest
andurrs: you should draw this
andurrs: somebody should draw this
andurrs: Cullen vs. Bacon, Lettuce, and Tomatoes
mahuika: AW SHIT
mahuika: He used to be sympathetic towards sandwiches
mahuika: but then one gave all of his friends food poisoning
andurrs: and then when he was trapped in that cage
andurrs: the desire demon kept tempting him with visions of sandwiches
mahuika: Delicious sandwiches held by naked women.
andurrs: by naked Amell
mahuika: It was then that he not only resolved to be vegetarian
mahuika: and anti-bread
mahuika: but that all sandwiches should be stored in appropriately sized baggies
andurrs: what the hell does he eat
mahuika: Anything that cannot be made into a sandwich I guess. So like ... trees and shit.
mahuika: He rips branches off gigantic elms and just shovels them in
mahuika: He's good at hiding it but he is part beaver.
andurrs: that explains the beard
A note to my characters
funkyscribe: It’s time for you all to start cooperating with your author, or I swear I will kill you off in horribly violent ways. THIS
faelord: mother fucking quesadillas oh dear maker am I hungry i am so jealous
Dragon Age 30 Day Challenge
10. Favorite party banter Morrigan: You seem so deep in thought, my dear Sten. Thinking of me, perhaps? The two of us, together at last? Sten: Yes. Morrigan: I… what did you say? Sten: You will need armor, I think. And a helmet. And something to bite down on. How strong are human teeth? Morrigan: How strong are my teeth? Sten: Qunari teeth can bite through leather, wood, even metal given...
impressioniste: Since the Rose pic from yesterday hit it off so well, I’m going to reshare one more old pic that I posted when I first opened my Tumblr up. It’s from Origins. ♥ “The more I hear about this Joining, the less I like it.” Original post is HERE, for more Naked Warden Inquisition lolz. Because situationally-inappropriate nudity is _always_ funny. This is the only time I have...
Ducks, You Lil Guys Rule
super-wolf: Today amidst severe sleep deprivation and work, I walked to a pond, sat on a bench and fed a lot of adorable, quacking ducks. It was awesome and I think that adults should have mandatory duck feeding sessions once a week. It’s good for the soul. Ducks are nature’s antidepressant.
Halo 30 Day challenge
Day 07 - Your favourite cut scene? “Dear Humanity: we regret being alien bastards. We regret coming to Earth. And we defiitely regret the corps just blew up our raggety-ass fleet!” “Oo-rah!” Day 08 – Your best Halo achievement? There was one time that ScarsofHonor and I played Halo Reach on Legendary: one of us would stay in the outpost in Winter Contingency (The...
Dragon Age 30 day Challenge
TWO AGAIN BECAUSE I’M A FAIL 8. Least favorite quest Do I even have to say I hate the Fade? Doesn’t everyone else hate the Fade? I mean there’s a SKIP FADE mod. Which I can’t even have because I’m a PS3 player… Sigh. 9. Favorite class (ie; mage, warrior, rogue, assassin, healer…) Rogue. Rogueroguerogue. I fucking LOVE rogues. However, what the hell is...
aprettypincushion: lmfaonade: 911 please get here asap a spider has broke into my house This is my boyfriend. You’d think a grown ass man could handle a tiny spider. Nope. Let me at it! ENTOMOLOGY MAJOR TO THE RESCUE!