BLOW//Ke$ha (Official video) Fucking love this woman. Fucking love this song. Fucking love this video. No FUCKING SHAME.
Marybeth (My roommate): I hope Sarah gets here soon. I really, really am hungry. Me: I’m sure she’ll be here. Marybeth: I’ve been waiting for like an hour. ::Knock on the door:: Me: Well there you go! Marybeth: *answers it* Jehovah’s Witness: Hello! :D Marybeth: … Me: *RUNS AWAY SNORTING* I love my life
So let me get this straight.
Eridanus II is called “Eridanus II” because it is in the Eridanus solar system, in position 2. There is another planet in this system, and it is “unnamed planet”. There are two planets in this system. Eridanus also has an asteroid belt, one of the asteroids within being called “Eridanus Secondus.” I just. What. That’s almost as bad as...
The texts I received today that made me smile...
Mom: “MSN.com has a video about mealworm quiche for dinner (have not watched it yet) and other bug related food stuff.” Newton: “Would you rather have alien visits be a regular thing, or have your anus turned into a vagina which poops?” Jeff (an old coworker): “Things are great. I miss you” Me: “I miss you too. Ugh, Urbana is so dull.” Jeff:...
if i evver liked a post a yours it means im tryin...
mabufu: I nearly pissed myself laughing at this
It has come to my attention
That pretty much, according to the people I follow on Tumblr, my political beliefs make me a terrible person. Ugh. I wish politics would STAY OFF MY INTERNET.
therizinosaur: fujiidom: squintyoureyes / snorched: “I really don’t believe in abortion,” Bieber says. “It’s like killing a baby?” How about in cases of rape? “Um. Well, I think that’s really sad, but everything happens for a reason. I guess I haven’t been in that position, so I wouldn’t be able to judge that.” “everything happens for a reason” “everything happens for a reason” ...
Halo Reach emblem
Okay, so you're 10 years old, you have a laptop,...
noelia-g: jamarish: slayerrr: mayuri12: TRUE STORY And I have to annoy my parents for 3 months to get it… I had a calculator, too. Good times. Seriously, what the shit. I had to bug my parents to HELL for my Tamagotchi!
A real conversation I just had with @ScarsofHonor
22:39] Me: [ http://www.halopedian.com/images/b/b4/Noble_Trio.jpg ] It’s cute how Kat got cropped out of this. [22:40] Scars: lol dicks [22:40] Me: Speaking of what the fuck do male spartans do with theirs. [22:40] Me: i mean i’m sorry. [22:40] Me: those black undersuits are skin tight. [22:40] Me: It is not chilling and getting all squish. [22:41] Scars: Maybe it is ...
General attitude towards life right now
Explanation time: I’m one of those people who when I get angry … I get ANGRY. And I don’t stop BEING angry until something or someone gives me a pretty damn good reason for it. Right now none of those are happening. So, Mal is a very, very upset little Mal right now. If I get that Jun/Kat I will be much happier.
Autumn Are you drawing again? (yes): You know how... →
callmekitto: bluandorange: koroks: bonesmakenoise: koroks: nothing is a better buzzkill than being named after a month. “My name means ‘God’s treasure’!” “My name means the fourth month of the year.” I’m told my name’s equivalent means Gasoline in Hawaiian. Soooomehow… My name means “Has bad luck”. And it couldn’t be more true. :|
Teh Griz's HALO REACH Blog: Microsoft Showcases... →
-fuckyeahxbox360: Channel 4 News’ Benjamin Cohen recently got a rare, inside look at Microsoft’s Redmond, Washington offices. Part of that access including getting a demo of a voice- and motion-controlled living space. Lucky him! And that’s where Halo 5, of all things, popped up in… Doubt it. Highly doubt it.
Consider this my formal request
For Jun/Kat Fic/Art. Please. I ship it so hard but can’t draw. And am too poor to commission. SOMEONE TAKE PITY ON MY SAD LITTLE HEAD (Also. If anyone else ships that let’s please be friends okay thanks.)
Reblog if you want a marry, fuck, kill in your ask...
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Welcome to my insanity, friend.
WHEN THE FUCK CAN I SEE YOUR BEAUTIFUL ASS
It makes me feel like shit
When I think my friends are mad at me. Particularly when these reasons are ILLOGICALLY CREATED AND STUPID FOR ME TO THINK. I really, really hate being a Cancer.
scarsofhonor said: You make me so sad. lol The...
Yeah I really wish I understood myself. [PS never said I was happy about / proud of it. It’s like the most hypocritical thing of me ever but I JUST. AUGHH. There’s like a few exceptions but otherwise? Ugh, head. ]
scrolling down facebook news feed.
don’t care don’t care whore don’t care your life just sucks, doesn’t it? you’re single? don’t care no, it’s cool to write letters to inanimate objects in your status song lyrics, cool you can probably just kill yourself annoying 12 year old inside joke no one gets, cool making out pictures
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Princess Consuela Banana Hammock: If I ever spot... →
phoebe-noble: Walk up to it: Find a way inside and introduce myself to the Doctor: Kidnap him for a glorious bow tie shopping trip! (or converses, or sweeeet leather jackets, or ridiculous long scarves or lettuce or handcuffs…) Constantly make this face at him: …and give his face some of… …plus gift him with the air from my lungs. …and offer the clothing from my body. …until...
JHFFH F RH FS GMAFDG
WHY. DON’T. GIFS. SHOW. UP. CORRECTLY. ON. MY DASHBOARD. WHEN. I POST THEM. IT. IS SO. INFURIATING.
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