Mahuika is the name, sabotage the game. I'm a Spartan, a Warden, a deep space engineer and the Champion of Kirkwall.

I'm a rude dude, but I'm the real deal. Lean and mean. Cocked, locked and ready to rock; rough, tough and hard to bluff.I take it slow, I go with the flow; I ride with the tide, I've got glide in my stride. I'm a high tech lowlife. A cutting edge state-of-the-art bicoastal multitasker, and I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond. I'm new wave but I'm old school, and my inner child is outward bound. I'm a hot wired heat seeking warm hearted cool customer, voice activated and biodegradable. I interface from a database, and my database is in cyberspace, so I'm interactive, I'm hyperactive, and from time-to-time, I'm radioactive.

The easily offended need not apply.

Other tumblrs I run:
Assault on Amarathine
Fuck Yeah Neville and Harry
We Eat Nerd Rage for Breakfast

Currently loving:
Dragon Age, The Walking Dead, Halo, Dead Space, MST3K, Silent Hill, Legend of Korra

Online Users

• Name: Mallory Marissa
• Age: 21
• Sex: Female
• Location: Urbana IL, but my heart is in Chicago
• Eyes: Blue
• Hair: The dirtiest blond ever. I assure you it isn’t brown.
• Favorite Food: Beef Rouladen
• Favorite Color: Teal and orange and purple. 
• Favorite Season: Autumn and winter. 
• Likes: Kittens, ducklings, sci-fi and videogames (Been a gamer since 95, started it all with Lara Croft), ice hockey, cooking, my Playstation 3 (haters gonna hate), Isaac Clarke, Halo, Dead Space, Tomb Raider, Legacy of Kain, fanfiction, Red Vs Blue, Torchwood/Dr. Who, Dragon Age, Olivia Wilde
• Dislikes: Weeaboos, dogs, Apple products, bitches, back-stabbers, people consistently bitching about the weather, current events. 
• I’m an Entomology major with a double minor in Chinese Language and Culture and Integrative Biology. I study at University of Illinois Urbana-Champaign. 
• I speak English, can read and write French, and have basic knowledge of both Chinese and Swahili.

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Email: valoroverdrive@aim.com