Grey Warden. Spartan. Champion of Kirkwall. Deep-Space Engineer. Freelancer. Slytherin. Firebender.
Entomologist. Seamstress. INTJ.
The Jojo to my Bizarre Adventure
The easily offended need not apply.
I unfollow for untagged posts.
I keep thinking oh man, I’m so immature. How am I allowed to be an adult.
Then I spend time with teenagers.
And it’s like, wow, okay, yeah. I am an adult. I am so adult. Look at me adulting all over the place.
Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)
Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”
This vine is so important I can’t breathe. “Marching bands be like”
the fact that some people on this site are sexually aroused by benevolent cucumberpatch is proof that someone will find you attractive no matter how ugly you may be. there is always hope
Did I really just see a serious photoset from The Croods on my dash
"gonna sell these kids some drugs"
me: babe come over
bf: i can’t theres fucking ropes all over the place
me: my parents are out