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Mahuika.
Grey Warden. Spartan. Champion of Kirkwall. Deep-Space Engineer. Freelancer. Slytherin. Firebender.
Entomologist. Seamstress. INTJ.
The Jojo to my Bizarre Adventure

The easily offended need not apply.

I unfollow for untagged posts.

snh-snh-snh:

I keep thinking oh man, I’m so immature. How am I allowed to be an adult.

Then I spend time with teenagers.

And it’s like, wow, okay, yeah. I am an adult. I am so adult. Look at me adulting all over the place.

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saccys:

smooth

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lovemagicimagination:

absynthe—minded:

Fae Court Fashion - Edwin Oudshoorn [x]

tagged: farras ingret  
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People run from rain but
sit
in bathtubs full of
water. —

Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)

Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”

(via coolestpriest)

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straight white boy problem #87631

evgeniemalkin:

image

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Orsino drummed his fingers against his desk and took a breath, he had another headache. Working with Meredith, headaches were common- but these migraines were special and had only started shortly after Meredith bought herself a new sword, not that he had made any sort of connection. He should have, the ringing in their ears would be their downfall. Orsino looked at his unscarred wrists and palms, and smiled. Another day sober to a habit he hadn't even started, but it was only a matter of time.

[SCREECH]

[SOBS]

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acciojulianne:

This vine is so important I can’t breathe. “Marching bands be like”

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loserpoet:

the fact that some people on this site are sexually aroused by benevolent cucumberpatch  is proof that someone will find you attractive no matter how ugly you may be. there is always hope

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What Countries Call Themselves

Italy: Italia
Germany: Deutschland
Japan: 日本 (Nihon)
France: France (in a super cool accent)
China: 中国 (Zhōngguó)
England: The United Kingdom
Russia: Россия (Rossiya)
Canada: Canada
America: THE GREATEST GODDAMNED COUNTRY IN THE WHOLE ENTIRE WORLD TASTE MY FREEDOM WHAT NOW ENGLAND IN YOUR FACE
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student: hey government can I have some money to go to university
uk government: sure here you go. you'll have to pay it back but only when you're earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don't pay it off after 30 years we'll just write it off, don't worry about it man
scottish government: nah man just go to uni we ain't gonna charge you
canadian government: yeah sure what do you parents earn? oh that much, well this should cover about XX% of it all, you or your parents will have to cover the rest and remember to start paying it back 6 months out of university - you've got ten years to do it
us government: no. you gotta pay it yourself. upfront. your parents have to save up from the moment you're born. good luck, fucker.
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Did I really just see a serious photoset from The Croods on my dash

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cherub69:

⊂(´ω`⊂⌒⊃

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officialfrenchtoast:

"gonna sell these kids some drugs"

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me n my ogre bf

bellpincher:

me: babe come over

bf: i can’t theres fucking ropes all over the place

me: my parents are out

bf: image

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